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The Right Man with the Wrong Weapon[]

Setup:[]

  • Mode: Gladiator
  • Map: Compound
  • Rating: Normal

Settings:[]

  • Time Limit: 5 Minutes
  • Score Limit: 20 kills
  • Score Method: Kills
  • Character Abilities: Off
  • Display Radar: Off
  • Handicaps: Off
  • Powerups: Off
  • Always Start with Gun: On
  • Character: Jimmy Needles

Bot Set:[]

Character Rating
The Master 5
Barby Gimp 2
Milkbaby 2
Krayola 2
Ghost 3
Chastity 3
Sadako 2
Riot Officer 4
Riot Officer 4
Riot Officer 4

Weapon Set:[]

Weapon
Sniper Rifle
Sniper Rifle
Sniper Rifle
Sniper Rifle
SBP90 Machinegun

Briefing:[]

While you've always prided yourself on being the Old-School Fedora-Wearing Sitting-at-a-window-for-6-hours-with-a-Sniper-Rifle Assassin, you still can't exactly say that being dropped into the smallest, most cramped array of boxes outside of an IKEA store in a two bedroom flat with nothing but your Rifle is going to be easy; especially when you've been told to kill as many people as possible rather than just some old guy thirteen miles away in an abandoned farm in the middle of the country. Luckily the post service has started accidentally delivering up to 20% of their deliveries to the wrong compounds, so with the amount of crates being accidentally shot there's bound to be an automatic weapon lying in one of the piles of Rifles.

Awards
Bronze: 20 kills

Silver: 20 kills in 3 minutes

Gold: 20 kills in 1 minute 30
Platinum: 20 kills in 1 minute 30 and the Master doesn't score over 5

Automated Child Protection Service[]

Setup:[]

  • Mode: Team Deathmatch
  • Map: Ufopia
  • Rating: Frantic

Settings:[]

  • Time Limit: 5 Minutes
  • Score Limit: 50 kills
  • Score Method: Kills - Losses
  • Character Abilities: On
  • Display Radar: On
  • Handicaps: On (+5)
  • Powerups: Off
  • Always Start with Gun: Off
  • Character: Sentry Bot (Red)
  • Friendly fire: Off

Bot Set:[]

Character Team
Reaper Splitter Blue
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red
Chassis Bot Red

Weapon Set:[]

Weapon
Electrotool
Electrotool
Tactiacal 12-Gauge
Timed Mine
Sniper Rifle

Briefing:[]

Another Splitter break-in at the Moxian War Stockpile has led to the entire place being set on high alert; however even the infantile prototype Sentry Bots have been activated. The Moxes' warranty has expired and as the only completed model its up to you to defend their unarmoured Chassis until the fleet returns. Be careful as the bulk of the weapons you'll find are Electrotools leftover from the base's construction, which will tear all machinery apart in seconds; but there's still a few archaic war relics lying around that may be able to down a Splitter in a few well-placed shots.

Awards
Bronze: 30 Losses

Silver: 15 Losses

Gold: 0 Losses
Platinum: 10 Kills

Hot and Bothered[]

Setup:[]

  • Mode: Team Deathmatch
  • Map: Mexican Mission
  • Rating: Frantic

Settings:[]

  • Time Limit: 5 Minutes
  • Score Limit: None
  • Score Method: Kills - Losses
  • Character Abilities: On
  • Display Radar: On
  • Handicaps: Off
  • Powerups: Off
  • Always Start with Gun: On
  • Character: Lt. Wild (Red)
  • Friendly fire: On

Bot Set:[]

Character Team
None None
Sgt. Rock Red
Trooper Brown Red
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue
Wood Golem Blue

Weapon Set:[]

Weapon
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Fire Extinguisher
Crossbow
Grenade Launcher

Briefing:[]

It looks like it's finally time for the Desert force to shine; A whole bunch of animate trees have been terrorizing a nearby town in Mexico, and have been hiding out in the Mexican mission. What's the best way to deal with a tree? Burn it down! Lt. Wild will be spearheading this operation. Don't worry, she's used to fiery situations. Make some charcoal!

Awards
Bronze: 1st

Silver: 1st and enemy team has -30 kills

Gold: 1st and enemy team has -50 kills
Platinum: 1st and enemy team has -80 kills

Poult-volt[]

Setup:[]

  • Mode: Gladiator
  • Map: Scrapyard
  • Rating: Frantic

Settings:[]

  • Time Limit: 5 Minutes
  • Score Limit: None
  • Score Method: Kills
  • Character Abilities: Off
  • Display Radar: Off
  • Handicaps: Off
  • Powerups: Off
  • Always Start with Gun: On
  • Character: Sadako
  • One Shot Kills: On

Bot Set:[]

Character Rating
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5
Riot Officer 5

Weapon Set:[]

Weapon
Electrotool
Electrotool
Electrotool
Electrotool
Electrotool

Briefing:[]

Not every character starts off with near-immunity to electricity. Sadako is especially at risk because of her poor investment in a bootleg TactiVisor that causes her to instantly die upon conducting any electricity; time to start building up some manual Ohms otherwise the Riot Police could incapacitate her in a single taser shot. Don't worry, as part of the training, they'll also kick the bucket upon touching a beam as well. Die enough times and maybe eventually Sadako will even be able to touch potatoes again without suffering from a spontaneous aneuryism.

Awards
Bronze: 3rd

Silver: 1st

Gold: 1st with 25 kills
Platinum: 1st with 25 kills without dying more than 3 times

Jaws of Steel[]

Setup:[]

  • Mode: Leech
  • Map: Robot Factory
  • Rating: Frantic

Settings:[]

  • Time Limit: 5 Minutes
  • Score Limit: 50
  • Score Method: Kills
  • Character Abilities: On
  • Display Radar: Off
  • Handicaps: On (+5)
  • Powerups: Off
  • Always Start with Gun: On
  • Character: Cyberfairy

Bot Set:[]

Character
Sgt. Cortez
Corp. Hart
Gretel
R-109
Sentry Bot
Reaper Splitter
Male Trooper
Female Trooper
Scourge Splitter
Machinist

Weapon Set:[]

Weapon
Tactical 12-Guage
Tactical 12-Guage
Tactical 12-Guage
Tactical 12-Guage

Tactical 12-Guage

Briefing:

Down time at the Factory again, and this time it seems a collection of warriors has been beamed in to mercilessly fight eachother to the death; todays combat theme is sadism, so dealing trauma to your opponent will restore your own health - point-blank skullbusting is the only way to break out of stand-offs. Unfortunately the Machinist bought discount buckshot shells so it may take quite a few shots to kill.

(Please note: Although insulting the enemy counts as trauma on an emotional level, it will not heal physical damage; however contenders may use it instead to remove their own emotional trauma, including that formed during the match. The Machinist accepts no liabiltiy for verbal discrimination between contenders based on species, and those facing any are encouraged to beat the offending party to death instead.)

Awards
Bronze: 15 kills

Silver: 25 kills

Gold: 40 kills
Platinum: 50 kills