Private Poorly
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Species Human/Zombie
Size Normal (Gameplay)
Large (Cutscene)
Native Timezone 1990
Related Characters Sergeant Slate (Comrade)
Trooper Grey (Comrade)
Lieutenant Chill (Commander)
Captain Pain (Commanding Officer)
Nikolai (Living Form)
Games TimeSplitters 2

Private Poorly is a zombie character from TimeSplitters 2. He was a member of the Russian military guarding the Oblask Dam. He is the zombie version of the Nikolai model.


TimeSplitters 2

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Gallery Private Poorly is feeling a little undead after his unpleasant encounter in the caverns below Oblask Dam.
Accuracy Agility Stamina
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Private Poorly appears in TimeSplitters 2 with the rest of the Russian military. He was involved with the goings-on during the Siberia mission and generic enemy in the level. He also appears in a Challenge, Arcade League match and a bot set. He is almost identical to Nikolai, the only differences being the paler skin and a permanently open mouth.


1990, Siberia

Private Poorly in the opening cut-scene of Siberia

Main article: Siberia (Story)

Private Poorly was among the soldiers who volunteered for an experiment in the labs of the Oblask Dam. The experiments turned him into an undead being, who attacked Nikolai and Sergeant Shivers before Ilsa Nadir and Gregor Lenko came to investigate the dam.


  • He is the only zombie in the series to be in a cutscene.


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