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Private Poorly
Pvt poorly
Species Human/Zombie
Size Normal (Gameplay)
Large (Cutscene)
Native Timezone 1990
Related Characters Sergeant Slate (Comrade)
Trooper Grey (Comrade)
Lieutenant Chill (Commander)
Captain Pain (Commanding Officer)
Nikolai (Living Form)
Games TimeSplitters 2

Private Poorly is a zombie character from TimeSplitters 2. He was a member of the Russian military guarding the Oblask Dam. He is the zombie version of Nikolai.

Appearances[]

TimeSplitters 2[]

TS2 Private Poorly Small Private Poorly

Star 4
Unlock Challenge > Banana Chomp > Monkey Business with Silver or better
Gallery Private Poorly is feeling a little undead after his unpleasant encounter in the caverns below Oblask Dam.
Accuracy Agility Stamina
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Private Poorly appears in TimeSplitters 2 with the rest of the Russian military. He was involved with the goings-on during the Siberia mission and generic enemy in the level. He also appears in a Challenge, Arcade League match and a bot set. He is almost identical to Nikolai, the only differences being the paler skin and a permanently open mouth.

Story[]

1990, Siberia[]

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Private Poorly in the opening cut-scene of Siberia

Main article: Siberia (Story)

Private Poorly was among the soldiers who volunteered for an experiment in the labs of the Oblask Dam. The experiments turned him into an undead being, who attacked Nikolai and Sergeant Shivers before Ilsa Nadir and Gregor Lenko came to investigate the dam.

Trivia[]

  • He is the only zombie in the series to be in a cutscene.

Gallery[]

Military
Arctic Force Captain Snow · Trooper White · Lieutenant Frost · Sergeant Shivers · Nikolai
Desert Force Captain Sand · Trooper Brown · Lieutenant Wild · Sergeant Rock · Private Sand
Regular Force Captain Forest · Trooper Green · Lieutenant Bush · Sergeant Wood · Private Grass
Special Force Captain Night · Trooper Black · Lieutenant Shade · Sergeant Shock · Private Coal · Gasmask Special
Undead Units Captain Pain · Trooper Grey · Lieutenant Chill · Sergeant Slate · Private Poorly · Feeder Zombie · Hybrid Mutant
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