|Size||Normal (Gameplay) |
|Related Characters||Sergeant Slate (Comrade)|
Trooper Grey (Comrade)
Lieutenant Chill (Commander)
Captain Pain (Commanding Officer)
Nikolai (Living Form)
|Unlock||Challenge > Banana Chomp > Monkey Business with Silver or better|
|Gallery||Private Poorly is feeling a little undead after his unpleasant encounter in the caverns below Oblask Dam.|
Private Poorly appears in TimeSplitters 2 with the rest of the Russian military. He was involved with the goings-on during the Siberia mission and generic enemy in the level. He also appears in a Challenge, Arcade League match and a bot set. He is almost identical to Nikolai, the only differences being the paler skin and a permanently open mouth.
- Main article: Siberia (Story)
Private Poorly was among the soldiers who volunteered for an experiment in the labs of the Oblask Dam. The experiments turned him into an undead being, who attacked Nikolai and Sergeant Shivers before Ilsa Nadir and Gregor Lenko came to investigate the dam.
- His voice (shared with Feeder Zombie, Sgt. Slate and Cpt. Pain) was reused by Gideon Gout, Arthur Aching and Jed in TimeSplitters Future Perfect.
- He is the only zombie in the series to be in a cutscene.