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Jared Slim
Species Human
Size Normal
Native Timezone 1853
Related Characters Colonel (Boss)
Ample Sally (Colleague)
Lean Molly (Colleague)
Mikey Two-guns (Colleague; Rival)
Hector Baboso (Colleague)
Jebediah Crump (Affiliate)
Games TimeSplitters 2
TimeSplitters Future Perfect

Jared Slim is a member of the Colonel's gang, who joined after he was saved from being executed. He is a rival of Mikey Two-guns, however Mikey fails to make an appearance in TimeSplitters Future Perfect, whereas Jared doesn't. Jared wears a fine light brown opened jacket with rope across his chest that he uses to strap a Shotgun to his back. Has a perfect parting of hair, and wears blue trousers and brown boots complete with spurs.


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Gallery A callous murderer and card sharp, Jared was rescued from the gallows by the Colonel and has been his right hand man ever since.
Accuracy Agility Stamina
7/20 12/20 8/20

Jared is based around the Wild West mission and Mexican Mission due to its design similarities to the area of Little Prospect. In the Arcade League match If I'm Ugly- You Smell!, he has a one-on-one showdown with Mikey Two-guns, and in Adios Amigos, he faces other Little Prospect characters.

TimeSplitters Future Perfect

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Gallery Jared's recently packed in the callous murdering. Nowadays he just stays at home and plays Texas hold-em online against bored housewives. He usually loses.
Gesture Pulls gun out and says "Just show me where to shoot."
Speed Stamina Shock Proof Fire Proof
5/8 5/8 5/8 5/8

Jared returns in TimeSplitters Future Perfect, unlike most of the other cast from Little Prospect. As the area does not return, he appears only based around the Mexican Mission map. He appears in the Arcade League matches Toy Soldiers and The Dead, The Bad and The Silly.


1853, Little Prospect

Main article: Wild West (Story)

Jared was sentenced to death before a man known as "The Colonel", a deserter from the Confederate army, saved his life. Feeling as though he was in great debt, Jared joined him. After the Colonel succeeded in locking up the sheriff of Little Prospect, he effectively controlled the town. Elijah Jones entered Little Prospect to restore the law his way, defeating the Colonel and his men.


  • He reuses Deacon Swain's voice clips.
  • He shares his gesture with Renzo, but with different gesture dialogue.