Species Figment
Size Normal (Human standards)
Massive (Hand standards)
Native Timezone 1932
Related Characters Hatchet Sal (Creator)
Games TimeSplitters 2, TimeSplitters Future Perfect

The Handyman was created in the cheese-induced nightmares of gangster Hatchet Sal. These Handymen are the hands of Hatchet Sal's victims, which he kept under his bed as trophies. They are comical in appearance, and make the same sounds as the Gingerbread Man. Their bodies resemble forearms, with the hand acting as their head. Their limbs are matchsticks, and they have wrist watches around their necks.


TimeSplitters 2Edit

TS2 Handyman Small Handyman

Star 3
Unlock Arcade League > Honorary League > Outnumbered But Never Outpunned! > Can't Handle This with Gold or better
Gallery This guy is straight out of Hatchet Sal's nightmares. Just goes to show, crime doesn't pay - or maybe Sal should have just laid off the cheese.
Accuracy Agility Stamina
11/20 6/20 12/20

Handyman first appears in TimeSplitters 2, and is considered difficult to unlock. He does not appear in Story mode, but is the star of the Arcade League match Can't Handle This. Aside from this, he only appears in a couple of Bot Sets.

TimeSplitters Future PerfectEdit

TSFP Handyman Small Handyman

Star 4
Unlock Default
Gallery Give it up people! Let's welcome him back with a big hand? Oh, okay then, let's not.
Gesture Waddles in circles and says "I am the glovenor! Pick me, I'm quite handy!"
Speed Stamina Shock Proof Fire Proof
5/8 5/8 5/8 5/8

Handyman makes a reappearance in TimeSplitters Future Perfect, but only in a single Arcade League match and a bot set.


  • In Hatchet Sal's gallery entry, it specifies that he murders his enemies and then he dissembles the right hands of his victims, but the Handyman is a left hand.
  • He reuses Gingerbread Man's sound clips.

Gallery Edit