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Eli Scrubs
Eli Scrubs.jpg
Species Plant/Cyborg
Size Normal
Native Timezone 1853
Related Characters None
Games TimeSplitters Future Perfect


TimeSplitters Future Perfect

TSFP Eli Scrubs Small.png Eli Scrubs

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Unlock Default
Gallery Bipedal tractors are the latest must-have accessory for the cactusman-about-town.
Gesture Flexes and says, "Suh-weeet as moonshine!"
Speed Stamina Shock Proof Fire Proof
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Eli Scrubs in TimeSplitters Future Perfect.

Eli Scrubs in TimeSplitters Future Perfect.

Eli Scrubs is a cactus with robotic legs, wearing a boiler cap and shorts, with a piece of wheat in his mouth. In the Arcade League match, The Dead, The Bad and The Silly, Scrubs is holed up in the Mexican Mission level with Venus Starr and Jared Slim after "Causing trouble", however, it is unlikely that Scrubs is in their gang, as League matches and Challenges usually aren't canon.


  • If you look closely, you can see that Eli has two tiny little cactus arms below his 'normal' ones, which are holding on to two shift-sticks to control his bipedal tractor, and make him walk. You can also see that he has 'normal' 'legs' as well, but they are propped up against his chest, resting on part of the tractor he rides.
  • Eli Scrubs might be an homage to Eli Wallach, an actor who often played unshaved villains in western movies i.e. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
  • He reuses the voice clips of Malehood and Colonel.
  • Eli, Fergal, Stoney, Oleg, Gaston, Badass Cyborg, Lazarus, Hans and Mr. Socky all have the same gesture, yet they all use unique gesture dialogue.
  • If you look closely, you can see that Eli Scrubs' eyes are pink, which might mean he could be under the influence of a drug such as marijuana, or it could be Pink Eye.