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The Colonel appeared only in TimeSplitters 2. He is an elderly Confederate soldier.
| The Colonel
|Unlock||Complete Wild West on Normal|
|Gallery||After deserting from the Confederate army, the Colonel went deep into South America searching for Inca gold. He returned a changed man, evil and in possession of strange allies...|
|"Me an' my boys are gonna whip your furry hide!"|
— The Colonel
The Colonel was the boss at the end of the Wild West level, in a shootout between Elijah Jones in his mining site. In his gallery profile it mentions he has strange allies; these strange allies are most likely the TimeSplitters.
- He uses Malehood's sound clips, which were later used for Eli Scrubs.
- The story level Wild West is inconsistent with American history when it says that The Colonel is a confederate. Because the level takes place in 1853; it wasn't until 1861 that the Confederacy was created and the American Civil War began. It was revealed that this mistake was made by David Doak, who wrote the briefing and did it from memory, instead of double checking the US Civil War dates.