Absolutely Potty
Absolutely potty
Game TimeSplitters Future Perfect
Section Super Smashing Great
Map Temple
Character Captain Ash
Enemies Encountered Monkey x3
Rewards Bronze: Paintball
Medal Requirements Bronze: 2 min 30 sec
Silver: 2 min
Gold: 1 min 50 sec
Platinum: 1 min 40 sec
World Record: 50.3 Seconds (Glacius71)

The goal of Absolutely Potty is to break all of the chamber pots within 2 minutes and 30 seconds.


It's archeology, Captain Ash style - well, if those foreign Johnnies won't let him take ancient artifacts out of the country then he'll destroy the lot of them! Smash every priceless Aztec pot in the temple as quickly as possible before the authorities arrive and pack him back off to Blighty.


Keep running, reload often, and, if you're lucky enough, running into certain vases will knock them off the edge of a high height, thus destroying them. Ration your ammo, as running out can be very awkward.

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